Wednesday, December 15, 2010

A Bit of Pertinent Wisdom

Here's some important philosophy I have developed this week...

Do not, under ANY circumstance wait until the DAY BEFORE an exam to study....
ESPECIALLY when you haven't been listening in class all year.
Furthermore, do not wait untill 11:00 at night, only a few hours before it's due, to
write an essay that counts as HALF of your exam grade.
In Addition... do not put off studying because you are ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that tomorrow is going to be a snow day... cuz IT'S NOT! And then you'll be stuck sitting in a hard, cold desk for two long hours with a massive brain cramp and sugar-hype from the 7 reigndeer-shaped sugar cookies you ate last night when you should have been making chapter outlines.
Finally, do not spend your valuable study time arranging a Phantom of the
Opera medly in 4-part harmony. Although it is highly important, most math
teachers do not include Loyd-Webber related interrogations on their Pre-Cal exams.

4 comments:

  1. That is a very wise piece of philosophy. Unfortunately, it is the type of philosophy I always forget to apply to life. :(

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  2. Hahaha, Emma. This is the wisest thing I've ever heard in my life. :)

    And could this 4-part medly-thing possibly be for our new barbershop quartet?

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  3. I can't imagine this could have been learned from personal experience... :)

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  4. Well of course its for our barber shop... er no, BEAUTY SHOP quartet... or septet or octet however many people want to join... but i think i need some more musical ears to help me :) And sadly i have very much learned this stuff from experience... al well, you live and you learn, right?

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